kia ora koutou i come to show you my top 5 dry jokes.

My 1st, is

If i dash a car, does that mean im a Kardashian.

My 2nd is

why was the broom late to work… because it overswept.

My 3rd is

what kind of car does a egg drive… it drives a yolkswagon

My 4th is

how does a bird learn how to fly ?… they wing it

lastly i tried to grab some fog, but i mist.

thank you for reading all of my top 5 dry jokes because not many people like dry jokes but if i dash a car ? does that mean im a kardashian. ok for real now i really appreaciate you reading my blog and maybe giving it a comment but its ok if not even tho im the best, but anyways thank you bye.

we have finished our static images  and had gotten our test results from like term 3 and now we had got them back and i got excellence because i had done good work but we have been learning about static and our test had to include pictures around school but like only in the Marae because didn’t want to go to far because then people will go and try skip class  but then we had to go back and do the meanings and answers for the test questions.

in maths i learnt different kind of strategies for decimals like multiplying decimals,adding decimals,subtracting decimals and other different strategies and sometimes i like decimals and sometimes i don’t but sometimes i just like doing nothing and watching other people do my work. nah jokes but sometimes i do like doing adding and rounding. so we had done a test like 2 weeks ago and we had just got our results back today on kamar and i would say everyone got a good score but my score i got a level 3 beginner and a level 3 proficient yeh i would say that’s a good score in my family and that’s it the day guys.Bye

the strategies in different Math like multiplying decimals, rounding tp the 3dp and others and whaea says this phrase everyday to remind us that 4 or less let it rest and 5 or more raise the score but i keep forgetting but my favorite strategy is uhm adding and place value and subtraction also multiplying decimals and thats all for today guys thanks for reading my blog byee.

if i had the chance to go anywhere i would go to Bali and then i would go to Tokyo to taste their Kimchi and their spicy Ramen but after that i would go to Austraillia to go see my brother and meet his kids that i haven’t met before and stay there for like a month and then leave to go see my family that i live with now stay with them for a few weeks and then go to Rarotonga to have the same experience as my sister when she went over there for her netball trip with her friends and some of our cousins. Then i would go to Taupo to go ski again or even snowboard. I would bring my friends if I wanted to but just to keep me company because skiing by yourself is  boring i also like it when i go on the gondolas i get to see everybody skiing or snowboarding and also the fails of the kids when its their first time on the snow.Then i would go to hawaii to surf on the big waves that the ocean makes for the best surfers andHawaii’s beaches are some of the most spectacular in the world. TFT chooses accommodations steps from the water so we can soak up as much beach time as possible between all our island activities.You’re sure to capture an instagram-perfect moment whether you’re playing beach volleyball, snorkeling in crystal clear waters, surfing the waves, or simply soaking up the sun in a beach-side hammock.Hawaii’s climate is beach-perfect all year round, which is why we offer fall, winter, spring, and summer trips. reason nuber 2. the marine life (Humpback whales, bottlenose dolphins, stingrays, sea lions, manta rays, colorful reef fish and giant sea turtles inhabit the crystal clear waters surrounding the Hawaiian Islands. Spotting dolphins on a sunset cruise, snorkeling with giant manta rays and scuba diving in the deep sea are just a few ways to embrace marine life in Hawaii.As travelers, it is important to not only appreciate incredible wildlife, but to leave a place better than we found it. Many of TFT’s programs integrate Marine Community Service opportunities where we partner with local organizations dedicated to protecting and researching Hawaii’s unique marine life.On the island of Maui, learn all about the hawksbill sea turtles and participate in a variety of projects dedicated to sea turtle conservation. Some of these projects include:

• snorkeling and reef surveying to collect ocean data and look for turtles

• beach cleanups to protect their natural habitats

• watching over basking turtles on the beach

• participating in a night watch for nesting turtles and helping the babies make their way safely to the ocean! TRAVEL TIPS FOR DUBAI

  • Wear clothes according to the weather, however, avoid revealing clothing.

  • Follow the rules when visiting religious sites such as wearing modest clothes .

  • Do carry sunscreen, sunglasses, and a hat.

  • If you are planning to rent a car, then keep your international driving licence handy.

  • Keep your important documents safe.

  • Remove footwear before entering a mosque or a local household.

  • Carry your international credit/debit card.

  • Show respect to the local culture and tradition.

  • Keep in mind local etiquettes.

  • Don’t forget to take a safari to the Arabian Desert’s red sands.

  • Book a stay in a hotel well in advance since the city is quite popular among tourists.

e nga hararei i haere au ki Opononi mo te tahi wikene  katahi i haere au raua ko toku mama ki taku kainga ia Moerewa. E te tuarua wiki o nga harrarei i haere au ki whangarei raua ko toku tuakana me toku iramutu raua ko taku kaihana iti i haere maua ki a kmart i utu au nga mea iti katahi i haere ki te  hou rohe wa ia whangarei engari i haere maua ki te kfc no reira tena koutou tena koutou tena ra tatou katoa engari i haere au ki te kainga o saydees mo te tahi ra katahi i oho ake maua i te ata engari i haere maua kia whangarei mo te kiriata hou o whiti  pungawerewere after that we went to go to the timezone which is also in whangarei but it was also so exspensive that we had 200 dollars on the card for 4 people so basically its 100 dollars for 2 people or thoughwe did have a good time with eachother then we had to go to kfc  for some dinner and then we headed back home. On the weekend me and my neice angela we went to this holiday program called project jericho we got to play games and play netball and basketball also rugby and touch i got player of the day but it was just a bag of lollies and a ngati hine t shirt and then i fini9shed that and had to go to church with my mum.